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Orgasm Girl Orgasm Girl

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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1. Move arm
2. Nipple Stand
3. Remove Bra
4. Remove Skirt
5. Wet Panties
6. Remove Panties
7. Buy and use candle

Still can't do it. What am I doing wrong? And why is the "sweet spot" on her labia and not her clitoris, more to the point she doesn't have a clitoris, where has that gone?



Pussy or _______? Pussy or _______?

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Wrong!

That was disgusting, demeaning and imature. Saying that if your likely to be offended by this then the title gave warning.

I'm just concerned with the number of minors who have watched this. Fuck it this will fall on deaf ears. Your all geeky, pervey little wankers!



Stick Shooter(2 players) Stick Shooter(2 players)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

ahem...

http://www.flashkit.com/movies/Games/Bang-Jag187-300/index. php



::gunny bunny:: ::gunny bunny::

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Woa

Jeeze, thats fucking awesome, but you already know that, good job! I want more options though! like shooting gallery, training, score board, power ups, more enemies, etc etc. The backgrounds were the best, must of taken a while, did you use 3dsmax or jus swift?



Ultra Happy Land Ultra Happy Land

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Good!

The game engine is awesome, You should of put more levels and given it a story or something, this has got real potential. Keep working on it and you'll get your daily feature.



DragRacer v2 DragRacer v2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Ok I've worked out that it takes 4 and a half hours before you get bored of this game.

TUNING TIPS: Get the ratios for the later gears low to begin with then increase them as you tune it up, it all depends on your car though, the general idea is to keep ur revs well in to the red for optimum acceleration. For example an untuned mini would have ratios for its gears like 1,0.9,0.8,0.7...etc but a highly tuned anything would have 1.5,1.5,1.4,1.3..etc. JUST KEEP THAT REV COUNTER AS HIGH IN THE RED AS POSSIBLE, however dont let it reach the end or it cuts out.

General Tips: Keep the weight on your car down, the lighter it is the faster it goes, seriously!!! I got my RSX from going 8 seconds for 400m to under 5 seconds just by reducing the weight!!! and when you move like that you chould be able to hit 472mph on the longer races.

Big improvement on v1, I said you should put in a story mode in when I reviewed the last one. It makes it soo much better!!! Thnx, truly addictive and brilliant game.



DragRacer DragRacer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Lets bow our heads for we are in the presence of greatness. Thats was awesome, however it would be even cooler if you could see the parts you buy in the shop and if there was more of a story feel to the game, like when you go in the shop theres a person to behind a counter or something, gee I dont know! it just needs something. Oh yeah the sound track sucked, I like the songs but they didnt work in this game, how about some snoop dogg, nas, benzino or something, when I'm driving I like to feel my subs working not hear them.


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Custom Rides (SM Designs) Custom Rides (SM Designs)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Brilliant

You need to do a lot more work on it though. Oh and ignore any stupid reviews from kids who cant drive and cant appreciate how beautiful this really is.


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Ganguro Girl 1.5 Ganguro Girl 1.5

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow, but erm...

That was awesome but I took away three marks because,

1.Your just using Newgrounds as a free advertisment.

2.This is not your idea.

3.This just turns into porn towards the end, real men dont need porn. Get a life if you get off to this.



Clock Land FPS experiment Clock Land FPS experiment

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Awaiting the full thing.

High res FPS = 19
Low res FPS = 22
Spec = 1.7Ghz, 256ram

I saw your "meet quartermelonclock" a while ago, and I could see the potential. The sliding, when you turn direction is excellent, when I've done platform games I never thought of doing that, it makes so much sense now. Sort out the background graphics though, I trust you will.


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