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kenya kenya

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Tigers... in kenya???

TIGERS DO NOT COME FROM KENYA YOU DUMB SMUCKS! There are no sodding tigers in kenya for fucks sake! (Except maybe in zoos) Get an education, all of you!



Erik the Juiceman MikeEp4 Erik the Juiceman MikeEp4

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow

ARGH!!! This is the most underrated series in newgrounds history!


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Erik the Juiceman MikeEp5 Erik the Juiceman MikeEp5

Rated 4 / 5 stars

omg

3.44 What the fuck!!! This is awesome, whats going on, this deserves more than that! Anyway I loved it, it was well good. Shame there was a distinct lack of fighting like that seen in the opening but that wouldn't be in keeping with the story to have random fighting everywhere, although you would probably get a higher score. Keep it up!


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Orgasm Girl Orgasm Girl

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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1. Move arm
2. Nipple Stand
3. Remove Bra
4. Remove Skirt
5. Wet Panties
6. Remove Panties
7. Buy and use candle

Still can't do it. What am I doing wrong? And why is the "sweet spot" on her labia and not her clitoris, more to the point she doesn't have a clitoris, where has that gone?



Pussy or _______? Pussy or _______?

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Wrong!

That was disgusting, demeaning and imature. Saying that if your likely to be offended by this then the title gave warning.

I'm just concerned with the number of minors who have watched this. Fuck it this will fall on deaf ears. Your all geeky, pervey little wankers!



Stick Shooter(2 players) Stick Shooter(2 players)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

ahem...

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